If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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