You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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