Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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