ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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