Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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