either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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