How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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