the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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