Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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