Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
