afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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