hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Hippo gnu deer
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I didn't notice because vodka
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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