Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation