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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.

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• (415): View more from California

  I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.

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• (714): View more from California

  after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles

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• (813): View more from Florida

  They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Like the friend zone has no room for winks

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.

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