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• (315): View more from New York

  my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.

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• (707): View more from California

  drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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• (530): View more from California

  and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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• (909): View more from California

  My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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• (310): View more from California

  Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face

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  On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"

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