He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We had to coat check the pizza.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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