i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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