Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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