My brain says no but my pants say off.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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