I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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