Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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