Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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