I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
high people should be assigned attendants
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
