Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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