grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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