he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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