Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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