I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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