He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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