I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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