I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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