I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
