Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about

Fav 24 1338 924
share tweet
(440): View more from Ohio

Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

Fav 130 2396 825
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

Fav 10 1009 6073
share tweet
(541): View more from Oregon

I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.

Fav 11 4353 1124
share tweet
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Read it at the TFLN blog
(908): View more from New Jersey

As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status

Fav 6 1920 962
share tweet
(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for

Fav 4 715 2333
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?

Fav 3 1567 587
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(641): View more from Iowa

They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.

Fav 0 381 427
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice

Fav 1 83 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT