my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How's your threesome situation going?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one