What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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