I think im going to throw up on grandma
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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