WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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