so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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