Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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