I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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