NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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