Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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