does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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