No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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