haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You're completely useless in the revolution.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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