True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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