you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Pooping to opera.
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