fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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