i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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