Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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