God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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