yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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