no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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