Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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