My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We need to get me chipped asap
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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