Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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