Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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